You know your jet lagged when...
You wake up at 12:30 am and half way to the bathroom you realize you have your flip-flops on the wrong feet
Your dog is wide eyed and busy tailed at 2:30 am
Your taking your dog outside at 3:00 am but half way down the hall way you realize you have your husbands platinum NWA card not the hotel card key.
You use shampoo instead of body lotion on your arms.